Monday, 24 June 2013

Everyone needs a B@$#ard File…



As an Apprentice Engineer, there was plenty of hilarity to be had by getting us to go to the Stores and ask for a variety of “engineering components” including;

  • A Long Weightalways seemed to take ages...

  • Box of Bright Sparksself-explanatory I hope…

  • Ball Painfrom Ball Pein hammerand only worked once…

  • Large Bastard Fileas opposed to a small friendly one…

  • 75H Pencil Lead –  metal wire not Lead at all...

  • A parcel for Mr Don Kiddick – special delivery (say it fast…)


The one that I thought couldn’t be true was the “Bastard File” – however, it turns out that this was the only one that was actually accurate – it is the correct term used to describe a grade of file that lies between Coarse and Second Cut grades.

Whilst these journeys to the stores were a rite of passage for all Apprentices and were always intended to be just a bit of fun – as we go through life we recognise that some people don’t play nice and actually take pleasure in undermining and damaging the prospects and achievements of others, and then it is not so much fun.

How can we deal with these people – wouldn’t it be great to give them a Long Weight or even a Ball Pein for that matter…?

But we don’t, we let them into our heads affecting our daily routines, our emotions, relationships and results. We focus on them more than we focus on the people and opportunities that actually support us and enable us to move forward; they don’t deserve this amount of attention…

So, my 6 Rules for Success, Happiness and Everything…

Rule 1 - Non Illegitamus Carborundum …

 “Do not allow people of questionable parentage to have a negative effect upon you…”

Rule 2 – Trust your instinct

It will usually be right and saves lots of time and heartache…

Rule 3 – Stay Close…

To those who love, like and respect you; they are the only ones who matter…

Rule 4 – Be the Authentic You…

It’s who you were designed to be; and it’s allowed… 

Rule 5 – Go for it…

You don’t need permission or approval; it is all about you after all…

Rule 6 – Get a Bastard File…

And archive all those that deserve it, together under the same heading and keep them out of sight and mind; you can also delete the file completely to make yourself feel even better.

It's like emptying your Recycle Bin - only so much more satisfying....

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