Official Warning – Bees can be Dangerous …

There are around 20,000 species of Bee in the World, ranging from Bumble Bees, to Honey Bees & Carpenter Bees. 

 

Then there are the African Killer Bees which are no more venomous than the others but as they are really aggressive and tend to attack in large numbers they generally cause more pain than other Bees. 

There are, however, two species of Bee that are so dangerous that continued exposure to them will cause nausea, depression, anger and disappointment; causing the sufferer to become bitter, disillusioned, negative and be really tedious company at parties; symptoms that are usually exaggerated after the ingestion of Alcohol.

Species 1

The “UsedToBee” - From the Order of Hymenoptera and the Family Apidae (or in this case UnApiDae..)

People having been stung by a UsedToBee have a focus on the past. They believe that everything in the past was better, their life was more fulfilled, children weren’t cheeky and music had words that could be understood.

It can be so debilitating that the effects of the venom cause them to change their identity to reflect the past and will even introduce themselves by stating “I UsedToBe….” following with words like Happy, Rich, Pretty, Optimistic, Married, Young…

They may even focus in the Identity they used to have – CEO, Soldier, Nurse, and Manager Etc. and simply know that nothing they will do in the future will be as fulfilling. 

These people live in the past and have decided to abdicate the possibility of a bright future to those with skills and attributes that they couldn’t possibly acquire.

They will have a list of people and situations that they can blame for exposure to the UsedToBee, including parents, partners, banks, social class and gender. This list will be used to protect their fragile egos that otherwise would have to face up to the fact that they basically couldn’t be bothered to take action to achieve anything of significance. 

The UsedToBee is closely related to the CouldABee and the ShouldABee, and these are simply subspecies of the same family.

Species 2

 
The “WannaBee” - From the Order of Hymenoptera and the Family Apidae.

Being stung by the WannaBee is sometimes worse than the UsedToBee. 

People will have absolute clarity about what they want the future to hold for them, and yet they will do absolutely nothing about it. Instead they will have an elegant list of excuses that include being too old, young, cash poor, time restricted or simply not being ready yet.

The WannaBe venom will induce phrases that include being rich, famous, successful and happy. The fact that the words are prefixed with WannaBe simply means that at a subconscious level, they know they have not achieved their goals and because “wanting” is not a powerful enough motivator, they will simply stay that way.

The WannaBee has the paradoxical effect of causing false hope, the misplaced belief that simply wanting something enough will cause it to become manifest without any actual effort. Replacing achievement with false hope means that the process becomes continual and completely addictive. 

The WannaBee is closely related to other species known as Don’tWannaBe, which causes similar symptoms only with a negative focus and the MayBe, which has the effect of continually postponing decisions and actions and eventually leads to debilitating procrastination.

Treatment 

As you can see, both of these species are particularly dangerous. The symptoms, however, are really easy to spot, and when you look for them you will be surprised how many people have actually been affected. Treatment is complex and includes such rare and exotic treatments as;

SMAGOWI Treatment – a concoction of harsh medicine derived from the bitter sap of a rare African Tree, has to be applied rigorously and continuously for a period of 90 Days. Translated means roughly, Stop Moaning And Get On With It.

SBOIYL Vaccine – again hard to take, but effective when injected directly to the bloodstream; is synthesised from the saliva of the left handed Natterjack Toad. May need several applications and can be used with the SMAGOWI medicine if desired. 

Translated means Stop Blaming Others It’s Your Life.

YCAAWYD Pill – (derived from the Welsh for Sugar...) a positive and uplifting, mind altering treatment that is not for the faint hearted. Must be administered by an experienced professional in secure and safe surroundings and works best when applied to small groups at the same time, preferably when lying down.

Translated means YouCanAchieveAnythingWhenYouDecide

Alternatively of course, you can simply decide to get on with your amazing life, live for the moment and create opportunities for yourself and others that will enable you to achieve your goals – become the rarest species of all and BeeAwesome…